17:49БронеКот: Приезжает муж с вахты раньше времени и застаёт жену с любовником. Жена обречённо: - Познакомьтесь, это мой муж, а это Витя. Ну, пока вы знакомитесь, пойду вызывать скорую помощь и полицию...
20:03БронеКот: rutenii, Помогите разобраться! Если помидор — ягода, то кетчуп кетчуп это варенье? Как красота может спасти мир, если она все время требует жертв? Если мазохист попадает в ад, то он попадает в рай? Почему боксерские перчатки называют перчатками, если они — варежки?
04:34Чертёнок: Генпрокурор Карим Хан, который выдал «ордер» на арест Владимира Путина, был обвинен в сексуальных домогательствах. Руководящие органы инициировали внешнее расследование
19:55БронеКот: Чертёнок, Глянул - у вас в Таллине индекс down jonson к колбасе краковской крайне низкий
19:41БронеКот: Чертёнок, А какой у вас индекс сливочного масла?
16:47БронеКот: kvg-mur, Почему на свадьбе не принято разбивать бутылку шампанского об невесту? Это же, по существу, её торжественный пуск в эксплуатацию.
16:22БронеКот: kvg-mur, Ну..... Хорошую вещь браком не назовут
1. Sergei Prokofiev / Lang Lang - Piano Sonata No.7 In B Flat Major Op.83 3rd Movement (3:27) 2. Polyphony Digital - Moon Over The Castle (GT5 version) (2:35) 3. Satoshi Bando - Dark Line (3:58) 4. Satoshi Bando - Mesmerium (4:10) 5. Satoshi Bando - Slow On the Uptake (3:59) 6. Satoshi Bando - Afterglow (4:10) 7. Satoshi Bando - Smooth Talking (3:48) 8. Yudai Satoh - Night birds (4:20) 9. Yudai Satoh - Get on!!! (4:08) 10. Yudai Satoh - Gently, The Moon Always Watches You (4:57) 11. Yudai Satoh - The power of GT (4:11) 12. Ryo Sonoda - Smoker's Lamnet (3:34) 13. Yuto Takei - Exponential TimeLine (2:50) 14. Franz Liszt / Lang Lang - Grandes Etudes de Paganini, S.141 No.3 "La Campanella" (3:02) 15. Johan Sebastian Bach / Lang Lang - "Air" On The G String (5:26) 16. Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky / Lang Lang - The Nutcracker No.14 Pas de dex "Var.II Danse de la Fée-Dragée" (2:20) 17. KEMMEI - Casino Drive (3:49) 18. KEMMEI - Liberty (4:14) 19. KEMMEI - Mirage (4:14) 20. KEMMEI - Dream World (4:18) 21. KEMMEI - Like a Bird (4:24) 22. Maki Mannami - my favorite wings (2:58) 23. Yuto Takei - Xth Avenue (2:39) 24. Tyme. - calm calm (2:43) 25. Tyme. - a slowly day (2:51) 26. MAKOTO - The Trip (4:08) 27. MAKOTO - Believe (3:27) 28. MAKOTO - After The Rain (3:28) 29. MAKOTO - Journey To The One (3:35) 30. MAKOTO - Boogie Back (3:15) 31. Yuto Takei - Cubic Luster (3:19) 32. Maki Mannami - spin your own wheels (2:43) 33. annayamada - the hat flew away by wind (2:57) 34. Akimasa Yamada (prismedia) - Lotus in dam (3:03) 35. annayamada - 4 CHORDS (2:45) 36. Tyme. - Let me see your mind (3:05) 37. Yuki Oike - Globe (3:16) 38. Yuki Oike - Wind (3:21) 39. Yuki Oike - Passion (3:11) 40. Taroma Koshida - Sunday (4:46) 41. Taroma Koshida - Wind Navigator (3:32) 42. Taroma Koshida - East Avenue (4:50) 43. Taroma Koshida - Holiday (2:56) 44. Taroma Koshida - Apollo (3:20) 45. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - New Age (3:42) 46. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - Green Park (4:12) 47. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - at night (4:18) 48. Keiji Inai - A Point of Departure (3:43) 49. Keiji Inai - In Transit (3:28) 50. Keiji Inai - Sunset Haze (3:20) 51. Keiji Inai - Orange Boulevard (3:41) 52. Keiji Inai - Horizons in May (4:30) 53. Keiji Inai - Twilight Moon (4:06) 54. Daisuke Kawai - Park Side Cafe (3:56) 55. Daisuke Kawai - Sea Line (3:49) 56. Daisuke Kawai - Weekend (4:04) 57. Daisuke Kawai - Mighty Engine (3:37) 58. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - REMINISCENCE (4:22) 59. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - SOLITUDE (3:58) 60. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - TRACKS OF DREAM (4:40) 61. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - WINDS (3:56) 62. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - PATH FINDER (4:22) 63. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - THE ROAD TO SUCCESS (3:58) 64. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - SIDE OF YOU (4:26) 65. NORIHITO SUMITOMO - HOT STUFF (3:46) 66. Daisuke Kawai - West 132st (3:30) 67. Daisuke Kawai - Sunrise Ocean (3:42) 68. Daisuke Kawai - Madeleine (3:43) 69. Daisuke Kawai - Modena (4:26) 70. Daisuke Kawai - City Circuit (4:03) 71. Daisuke Kawai - South Swing (3:54) 72. Daisuke Kawai - So Tenderly (4:05) 73. Seigen Tokuzawa - Cecile (3:12) 74. Seigen Tokuzawa - Eve (3:48) 75. Seigen Tokuzawa - Fiorenzo (4:10) 76. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - The First Person (3:38) 77. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - Cube (3:14) 78. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - PARADE (3:48) 79. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - Beautiful Area (4:02) 80. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - Way (4:55) 81. AKIHISA YAMAGUCHI - Finale (3:30) 82. Taku Yabuki - 7 days reminiscence (3:51) 83. Taku Yabuki - memorabilia (3:40) 84. Joseph-Maurice Ravel - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (2:59) 85. Gabriel Urbain Fauré - Pavane Op.50 (4:19) 86. Charles-François Gounod - Ave Maria (5:04) 87. Jules Emile Frédéric Massenet - Rousseau Meditation From Thais (3:45) 88. Éric Alfred Leslie Satie - Gnossienne No.1 (3:11) 89. Claude-Achille Debussy - Reverie (4:16) 90. Frédéric François Chopin - Waltz In C Sharp Minor Op.64 No.2 (3:17) 91. Éric Alfred Leslie Satie - Gymnopedie No.1 (3:28) 92. - Amazing Grace (3:23) 93. Frédéric François Chopin - Nocture Op.9 No.2 (3:36) 94. Ludwig van Beethoven - Piano Sonata No.8 In C Minor Op.13 "Pathetique" (4:45) 95. - Danny Boy (3:11) 96. Éric Alfred Leslie Satie - Le Piccadilly (1:31) 97. Richard Georg Strauss - Funf Klavierstucke Op.3 No.1 Andante (4:22) 98. Antonin Dvorak - Symphony No.9 Op.95 "From The New World" (4:32) 99. Franz Liszt / Lang Lang - Liebestraum No.1 "Hohe Liebe" (5:12) 100. Ludwig van Beethoven / Lang Lang - Piano Sonata No.17 In D Major Op.31-2 "Tempest" (7:35) 101. Frédéric François Chopin / Lang Lang - Polonaise Op.40 No.1 "Military Polonaise" (6:12) 102. Frédéric François Chopin / Lang Lang - Etude In E Major Op.10 No.3 (2:49) 103. Frédéric François Chopin / Lang Lang - Impromptu Op.66 "Fantaisie-Impromptu" (5:10) 104. Frédéric François Chopin / Lang Lang - Waltz In D Flat Major Op.64 No.1 "Minute Waltz" (2:16) 105. Yasuo Sakou - Cana do Brazil (4:26) 106. Yasuo Sakou - Wind from Rio (3:49) 107. Yasuo Sakou - Obrigado!Obrigado! (4:42) 108. Mitsuharu Ura & furani - The Last Helping (4:00) 109. Yudai Satoh - Rain and lady's heart (3:20) 110. Yudai Satoh - Corrent of the times (5:10) 111. Yudai Satoh - strolling (3:13) 112. Yudai Satoh - Jolly Bounce (3:14) 113. Satoshi Bando - Wave Train (3:11) 114. Mitsutoshi Satoh - FULL COURSE CAUTION (3:01) 115. Mitsutoshi Satoh - Second Driver (3:11) 116. Mitsutoshi Satoh - CHRISTMAS TREE (3:37) 117. Yudai Satoh - Are you ready? (3:07) 118. Satoshi Bando - When The Rains Come (5:12) 119. Satoshi Bando - Farewell (4:25) 120. KEMMEI ADACHI - Love&Peace (4:19) 121. cargo - SEQUEL (2:51) 122. cargo - PIANO-LOGIC (3:15) 123. cargo - DRUMACT (2:05) 124. cargo - BLACKOUT (2:39) 125. KEMMEI ADACHI - feels so good (3:48) 126. KEMMEI ADACHI - Evening Haze (3:39) 127. KEMMEI ADACHI - Suite Dreams (3:38) 128. KEMMEI ADACHI - come with me (3:43) 129. MAKOTO - Time Is Changing (4:08) 130. MAKOTO - Places And Spaces (3:55) 131. MAKOTO - Winter Dreams (3:32) 132. MAKOTO - On My Way (3:25) 133. MAKOTO - Back 2U (3:42) 134. Mitsuharu Ura & furani - Route Sunday (5:01) 135. Mitsuharu Ura & furani - sun seaker noisever (4:21) 136. cargo - GT-FORCE (3:21) 137. Friendly Fires - Hold On (5:04) 138. Hot Hot Heat - Implosinoatic (2:30) 139. Kele - Tenderoni (4:28) 140. My Chemical Romance - Planetary (Go!) (4:06) 141. We Are Wolves - Holding Hands (2:28) 142. Whitey - Blah (3:55) 143. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (Little Vampire remix) (4:45) 144. The Hives - Nasty Secretary (2:04) 145. Them Crooked Vultures - Scumbag Blues (4:27) 146. Sky Parade - I Should Be Coming Up (But I Keep Coming Down) (3:17) 147. aM™[aem] - 0&7 (4:25) 148. gonno - Something Must Break (4:59) 149. gonno - Drive On Coins (5:00) 150. gonno - Two Carfuls Of Mementos (5:20) 151. YO-C+B.U.S - radiotire (4:24) 152. Breakbot - Penelope Pitstop (3:23) 153. Adam Wiles - I'm Not Alone (deadmau5 Mix) (8:13) 154. Munk - Back Down (Cut Copy remix) (6:56) 155. Camo & Crooked - Climax (4:09) 156. The Chemical Brothers - Escape Velocity (11:58) 157. DJ Fresh - Talk Box (GT5 edit) (4:08) 158. Emika - Double Edge (GERM remix) (4:15) 159. F*** Buttons - The Lisbon Maru (9:20) 160. Goose - Words (Jester Dub) (GT5 edit) (5:21) 161. Jiro Vega - Aqua (Miles Dyson Remix) (5:29) 162. London Elektrickty - Just One Second (Apex remix) (6:18) 163. Lorn - Cherry Moon (3:37) 164. Noisia - Yellow Brick (GT5 edit) (4:17) 165. Sub Focus - Deep Space (4:39) 166. Sub Focus - Follow The Light (5:35) 167. Sub Focus - Rock It (GT5 edit) (3:30) 168. Vitalic - Poison Lips (3:35) 169. Scuba - Latch (4:48) 170. Sunchase - Keyring (7:31) 171. Hervé - Blaze It (Reset! Remix) (4:47) 172. Helsinki 78-82 - Cruising (6:46) 173. Rusko - You're On My Mind Baby (4:02) 174. daiki kasho - 5OUL On D!SPLAY (3:47) 175. daiki kasho - Shadows of Our Past (4:33) 176. Nittoku Inoue - Runabout (4:43) 177. Nittoku Inoue - Take Control (3:30) 178. Nittoku Inoue - Twist (4:02) 179. aM™[aem] - Gloss Of Speed (4:51) 180. aM™[aem] - A Useless Time (4:45) 181. DASH - cross over (3:33) 182. DASH - wingy (3:49) 183. Band of Skulls - Patterns (3:37) 184. Eagles of Death Metal - I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News) (2:22) 185. Plastiscines - Pas Avec Toi (2:58) 186. Queens of the Stone Age - The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret (3:37) 187. The ****ing Eagles - Gentlemen's Blues (3:21) 188. Two Door Cinema Club - Undercover Martyn (2:46) 189. The Heavy - No Time (Beats Mix) (3:25) 190. Pop Levi - Police Sign (3:05) 191. Scorpions - The Sails of Charon (4:22) 192. Before Race 1 (3:57) 193. Before Race 2 (5:06) 194. Bronze (0:23) 195. Silver (0:23) 196. Gold (0:23) 197. Car Delivery 2 (0:25)